Hiding the boners

I guess one of the downsides to not wearing underwear and wearing swimsuits is that if you get a boner, it's a lot harder to hide. I don't really have advice on this but I will say that this has been a struggle that i've had in the past for a variety of reasons.

1. When I used to wear underwear, it was obvious.
2. Now that I don't, it's even more obvious.
3. I don't even care, because at least she noticed that I'm interested.
4. I don't see shame in excitement in any form, it's great.
5. There's a word that I find incongruent with my pro forma: solemnity.

I can't control the volume of my voice. How come it's always got to be something that you must hide? Hide it under a bushel, no! I'm going to let it shine!