i passed over a million bucks net worth yesterday.
i've literally given 0 fucks this year.
who wants to be fuck #1?
i'll buy plane tickets --- but just because i have a million dollars doesn't mean you can tell the difference between me and a homeless guy..
the homeless guy has a fancier outfit and more clean cut look than me; but i try to get wet more than the homeless guy.. i try to be wet as often as possible around here.
i'm actually wearing underwear... which was the genesis of this blog... but it keeps the sand out of my pubes..
so i guess, i have given lots of fucks this year, i'm just fucking myself
who else fucks themselves and has a million bucks?
short list.. i'm sure.
it's not that i lack social skills; i just lack people around here who have taken an interest in the hottest shit that i feed my porcelain god.. you see... my toilet is hungry for crap and it needs more poop. please help me feed my toilet
the best part of having a million bucks is not giving a fuck.. and not having given any fucks in so long; i figure; fuck it all; hit publish
