Look, man. Here is how to get a chick. Follow these rules, and you will not fail.
1. Stop drinking
2. Stop smoking, doing drugs, and partying (if you indulge in those things)
that's a lot of stopping
3. Do not flash you'd money. You will appear suspicious to the "good wife type" female population.
4. Talk more about church. Chicks looking for husbands usually like church.
5. Like...idk, like.....just behave kind of sheepishly. Chicks dig that.
6. Present yourself as husband and father material in ways other than being able to support a family financially. So, like...be gentle in most all you do.
7. Do not support corporal punishment, and let this be known to females. Chicks like to envision how men will treat their offspring, and nothing drives many of us more wild than hearing about a man speak on how he is committed to disciplining children in ways that do not involve spanking.
8. Avoid atheists. And agnostics.
And that is how to get a good woman. Like, duh.
