oh groovy

let's get together and fall asleep 765 543 4175
so we can wake up together and share sunrise
you make me feel like i want to explode inside
miami beach, can you dig it? the south beach flamingo resort? perfect right?
oh shit, I got here without you? what's taking you so long?
can i help? are you in trouble?
are you okay? have they gotten to you? are they making you do this? who forced you to have this profile so that i could find you and why are they making you reply to me? what happens if you fall in love? do you plan on having much fun or are you more fun than you know what to do with?
i've got a plane ticket to paradise pack your bags and leave today, what are you doing from now till may?
whatever will be will be and when you'll see we'll see

2:46AM

No one reads this to understand.

how to get a woman

Look, man. Here is how to get a chick. Follow these rules, and you will not fail.

1. Stop drinking

2. Stop smoking, doing drugs, and partying (if you indulge in those things)

that's a lot of stopping

3. Do not flash you'd money. You will appear suspicious to the "good wife type" female population.

4. Talk more about church. Chicks looking for husbands usually like church.

5. Like...idk, like.....just behave kind of sheepishly. Chicks dig that.

6. Present yourself as husband and father material in ways other than being able to support a family financially. So, like...be gentle in most all you do.

7. Do not support corporal punishment, and let this be known to females. Chicks like to envision how men will treat their offspring, and nothing drives many of us more wild than hearing about a man speak on how he is committed to disciplining children in ways that do not involve spanking.

8. Avoid atheists. And agnostics.

And that is how to get a good woman. Like, duh.

i do it

handle my bidness like a big girl should

I can reckon

It's safe to say that without spending time with you I can certainly say that I haven't the slightest idea why I might be worth your time.

Apparently you cut open baby pigs, I'm not sure if I've ever done that. I think I might have. That would have been over a decade ago.

You seem like a diva. You seem type A.

I can boldly go where which is usually nowhere fast, and sometimes slow, depending on how you measure speed and relativity.

I've been in relax mode for 10 months now and haven't really been on any dates, those things are a gasp of funny tasting air.

Some air is better than other air. Less is more. I'm a walking contradiction and I can say no while I nod my head yes.

Take that, put it between your ears, process it with your neurons inside your head, and regurgitate some sort of action plan that you've been conditioned to by all your life experience.

Or, do some new, like I do. I'm surprisingly predictable, she fell in love in the first place.

Totally posting this on my blog.

what would you do

what would you do if your son was at home crying on the floor cause he's hungry

would you sleep with a man for a little bit of money cause his daddy's gone in and out of lockdown

for you this is just a good time for me this is what I call life

now listen

I was asked recently what I would do if I was homeless ... and I am homeless. I just am not houseless.

Well, technically by some standards I am since I've been renting for a decade now, pieces of time and space from Miami beach up to Washington dc as far west as Milwaukee, Wisconsin

well I told the sir Richard that I would go to the library and look for things to do

but really, we both know that the sir Richard just wanted to tell me that he was looking for a handout without having to risk his reputation, much like he disclosed to me that he might have been on some sort of something that he proceeded to not be sure about as he asked to borrow my swim trunks because apparently he's a 36 and that somehow my 32's are going to fit him.

somewhere in there, somewhere in between, I deactivated facebook and turned off my phone.

doors closing, shoes hitting, silent breathing, unsure

and so it goes, for now, why not

The beach

The beach leaves me breathless having taken away my notions with its ocean potion as if we have never touched but we both know better than to swim out further than we think we should like whoah where the wind doesn't blow. I say yes. You saygo. Go go go. I go out. I don't know why we say good buy when we mean hello. I need a girl. I am going fast. Take your time. Miss your chance. All you have to do is sing and dance the song that goes when you lose it what's the matter nothing to it. Adventures waiting only participating third seconds longer counting onward upward newest newer. Down with that sickness up with the quickness. I give changes to takers some for now and never later.  Later is never ending now maybe. We are waiting on maybe sometime now well where are you I know you are but what am I am an animal beast of burdens is for certains.

keep walking

when you are invited until you show up

when you walk away to save an inconvenience

when you go back and forth up and down

when you find yourself across town

when you sit and grow weary, dusk to day

when you sit quietly by yourself

when you think out loud to no one else

when you feel the inside temper tantrum

when you know

you know

just you

Things I've researched

I've confirmed that if you sit around and do nothing long enough, you do indeed get hungry.

Juke

Save it for later.

The point of an audience.

The year of steaks.

Look at the idea of paying attention.

I spend so much time trying to lose myself and I can't seem to get away.

I don't know why I keep writing sometimes. I don't really have much of value to say, except that it's clear to me that you can make six figures with a salesforce certification and that this is more valuable than any college degree and takes significantly less time to acquire.

I am getting really good at going nowhere fast. I'm not sure about my policy of just posting whatever I've written. Sometimes it feels a lot like sitting in your fart air. If it's just you then you're not self conscious about it, but if you've found yourself with strangers present than maybe you feel differently, but if you're me you can be more alone with others present than you can be when you're by yourself.

I like Action Bronson feat Chance the rapper - baby blue

Good afternoon, Glen

May the force be with you always and also with you.

So much ... pressing publish.

Becoming more still.

Wet.

my face is a pube race

i think it's safe to say it's time to open fire
and i don't need the ladies crying cause the stories sad
rocky mountain way, it's better than the way we had
yeah ha yeah!

well you're telling me this and you're telling me that
changing it up every day
you say it doesn't matter

i'm taking out everything, it's time to change the pattern

this song is pathetic

but you know who

so lazy in miami south beach

yeah, that's about it