- Go into an office.
- Go to a club.
- Go someplace cold.
In fact, if I wanted to make the swimsuit optional I could do that too, 100% time, but frankly that would be engaging in self-limiting behavior and I won't digress. You might be wondering how I'm able to do this. Well, I make that magical amount of money that everyone talks about by pushing buttons that impact how people use the internet.
The magical equation: Six-Figures + Salesforce.com = Mobility + Time = Living.
Honestly, if you want to learn Salesforce.com and you have any programming experience, it's probably the way to go. Salesforce.com is a lot like any local database.
- APEX = JAVA
- VF = HTML
- JQuery / Javascript for remoting
- SoQL = SQL
- API, etc.
If you want to get started, you're looking at putting in hours and studying up for certifications that cost $100 to get if you can google for coupon codes. Right now, I just have the DEV401, but I'm looking to get all of the easy ones in the coming months to increase my value and therefore lock and load.
I'll probably have to wear underwear for a wedding someday, and I'm not oober crazy and zealous about not wearing underwear. Like I said, I've just realized that this is happening and think that it's the kind of something that more people would be interested in learning about. So here I am, telling you how I manage to:
- Sit in the waves.
- Move stuff around at the gym.
- Digest foods that I don't mind eating.
All without underwear. I'm crazy. But, if I am crazy and I am doing these things, it may not make you, you underwear wearing person, feel good about the way you're going about the things that you are doing these days. I know what you mean. You know what I mean. That'll be good enough for now.
